lmao

lmao
1. (lmao) (6662↑, 916↓)
Laughing My Ass Off. Used online only.

Matt: Bill fell off the horse and injured his pelvis in 6 different places. Joe: LMAO\!

2. (lmao) (2969↑, 870↓)
Laughing My Ass Off

Beth said "lmao" when Jason revealed his miniature testicles.

3. (lmao) (2063↑, 796↓)
laughing my ass off
4. (lmao) (1255↑, 659↓)
An acronym standing for Laughing My Anus Off. It literally means laughing until your anus becomes detached from your body. It is a serious medical condition and must be treated AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

Billy thought lmao was just an expression used when something was funny. He was dead wrong. He told his friend Jerry a knock-knock joke over IM, to which Jerry responded "lmao." The next day, Jerry was found dead at his keyboard. His anus was nowhere to be found.

Author: Dr. Montacockaplis http://lmao.urbanup.com/2932900
5. (lmao) (786↑, 368↓)
Lmao: Laughing My Ass Off "Laughing My Ass Off". Used online to show you find something really funny or are laughing at it alot. Starting to be used in real life when they find something "El-EM-AE-OH\!".

JESS: I left the house today with a pair of old pants stuck to my shoe :( Angela: LMAO\! No way..

Author: Smile like you mean it http://lmao.urbanup.com/2472495
6. (lmao) (380↑, 222↓)
Lmao- a term in which to show great laughter. For example "lol" ,but with more feeling and more laughing. L= Laugh m= my a= ass o= off

Teddy- " Hey guys do you know what an Alaskan fire dragon is?" Group- "Nooo..." Teddy-" Ok, its when the girl is giving the guy a ...(explains in EXTREME detail[which is like the teddyi know]) Holden, Mike, Dallas, Ray, Kyle( the group)-" LMAO\!\!\!\! HAHAHA OMG HA" Kylen- "Eww"

7. (LMAO) (183↑, 141↓)
Laugh my ass off Used in Role Playing Games (RPG) and text messaging when someone says something extreemly funny to you. Simmilar to ROFLOL. Can be used with this as in ROLFMAO.

"Did U C what Jen is Wearing? It is so damn ugly and she thinks she is all that." "LMAO"

8. (lmao) (25↑, 11↓)
Laughing my ass off. Can be used in conjunction with other laughing acronyms such as [lol] and [rofl] ie. hahahahlololololroflmao\!\!\!\!1 and so on.. Used when the situation is considered funnier than a mere lol. I've also heard this said aloud in conversation pronounced: La mayo. Also [roflmao] (pronounced rofl like waffle mayo) and of course [lol].

me: Examples are for people who didn't explain properly you: lmao

Author: TheDanishSugarfairy http://lmao.urbanup.com/3259576
9. (Lmao) (15↑, 3↓)
An Acronym standing for Laughing My Ass Off. Cannot be used in public because it doesn't have a good ring to it such as [rofl] or [gtg]. If it's a do-or-die situation, you can pronounce it "Elemayoh".

Noob: "yOu s|_|ck" Normal Person: "..huh?" Noob: "Lmao \@ u r1g|-|t n4o"

10. (lmao) (56↑, 48↓)
Lets Meet An Ostrich.

Man One: Wanna LMAO? Man Two: Sure, let's meet an ostrich\!

11. (lmao) (39↑, 31↓)
a frequently used "word" people use when IMing each other. it stands for "laughing my ass off" but obviously, no one laughs they're ass off, so it's quite ridiculous. we use it when something's funnier and deserves more than a capitalized "lol" sometimes people say it in person too, but that's only when they're trying to be funny... or they're just retarded.

somefathobo (2:34:56 PM): who's mom do you have to rape around here to get some cookies? anotherhobo (2:34:57 PM): lmao somefathobo (2:34:58 PM): it wasn't that funny... was it?

12. (lmao) (16↑, 8↓)
An abbreviated form of "Laughing My Ass Off" that originated from the possibility of laughing so hard that one slides out of the chair and onto one's ass.

Person 1: So the nun says, "Not without my gimp mask." Person 2: LMAO OUCH\! Person 1: Are you ok? Person 2: Yeah, I laughed so hard I literally LMAO and now my butt bone hurts like hell.

13. (lmao) (8↑, 2↓)
Lick me all over. Created by Peaches.

Guy: lmao Girl: NO\!\!\!\! Guy: Plz? Girl: kk Guy: JESSS\!\!\!

14. (lmao) (299↑, 293↓)
laughing my ass off

ben- im gay Anthony- lmao thats so funny u homo

15. (lmao) (8↑, 3↓)
L: lamas M:make A: awesome O: oranges

Person \#1 whoa dude that lama is awesome Person \#2 LMAO

Author: darkchick666 http://lmao.urbanup.com/4320825
16. (LMAO) (7↑, 2↓)
Acronymn for Lettuce Mayo Avocado Onions. MLIA

Person 1 : I'm going to the store would you like me get something for you ? Person 2 : Yah, get me LMAO, thanks.

17. (LMAO) (7↑, 3↓)
Laughing My Ass Off. This abbreviation is typically used online, specially during chatrooms or ingame chatting. Its usage has became so usual that even while greeting, someone may respond LMAO.

John: Hello Ben, how have you been? Ben: LMAO Player1: Omg, you fucking retarded stop [tk]. Player2: LMAO, stfu you cunt.

18. (LMAO) (10↑, 6↓)
Lost My Aging Options Lost My Apple Orchard Lost My Aging Onions Love My Aging Onions

LMAO\! Anna lost her lost apply orchard. HAHA\! Dude you gotta help me, I'm growing old too quickly. I lost my aging options package.

Author: Crazy Word Bitch http://lmao.urbanup.com/4238949
19. (LMAO) (2↑, 0↓)
Little Monkeys are Outstanding

Girl 1 - Hey friend, I'm at the zoo looking at the monkeys\! Girl 2 - LMAO\!\!

Author: nagemylime69 http://lmao.urbanup.com/5819395
20. (lmao) (3↑, 1↓)
only used on the inter net if you are scottish you say laughing my arse of\! it is used if some thing is funnyer than lol

boy:kelly allen got stuck in a seat today\! girl: Lmao\!\!

Author: buzzinforlove http://lmao.urbanup.com/4341673
21. (LMAO) (0↑, 0↓)
[LMAO] is the [lazy] way of saying ['Laughing My Ass Off']. You could also saying, ['LMFAO'] and you could guess what that would mean.

Guy 1 " Dude, look over there, its a Llama raping a giraffe" Guy 2 ["LMAO"]

Author: gjkgugdfg hcvvg http://lmao.urbanup.com/6221164
22. (LMAO) (0↑, 0↓)
A synonmy to LOL or haha. but technically its just farting\!

A: man, that guy is so funny I wa LMAO the whole time. B: that doesnt have to do anything with the jokes, you just have a bad stomach.

23. (lmao) (2↑, 2↓)
lick me all over

Guy: Heyy ur hot Girl: lmao\!

Author: NOTICE. MY. NAME. http://lmao.urbanup.com/5383772
24. (lmao) (13↑, 13↓)
NOT lamo, but lmao standing for laughing my ass off. Some people say lmbo but that just means you dont like swearing and it's lame. another word for [lol]

Did you see that joke Margret Cho said? lmao, it was hilarious\!

Author: ilovemusic338 http://lmao.urbanup.com/3289805
25. (lmao) (2↑, 3↓)
laughing my assprin off\!

Lmao at that girls ugly face.

26. (lmao) (3↑, 4↓)
Lick me all over.

Please lmao\!

27. (LMAO) (3↑, 4↓)
As you have read, it means Laughing My Ass Off, but what has NOT been explained is the origin. Laughing is supposed to be the best medicine, but it is also the best exercise. Well, behind sex and walking. Anyways, if you laugh, you lose weight, hence laughing your ass off.

Sara- I LMAO-ed so much last night I think I lost weight\! Thanks so much sweetie\! Joe- Ya, I was hoping you would. Sara- *GASP* *SLAP* WE ARE THROUGH\! Joe- I was jk\!\!\!\!\!\! LMAO Sara- NOT FUNNY JOE\! Joe- *snickers* Sara- I hate you. Joe- Wanna do it? You'll lose those last 5 pounds... Sara- .... Fine. But JUST this once\!

28. (LMAO) (3↑, 4↓)
Laughing My Ass Off. Like lol (laugh out load) its a way of sying its funny.

knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? LMAO\!

29. (LMAO) (0↑, 2↓)
laughing my ass off.

Friend Sends Text: Dude Look at This Picture Me: *Sees picture of naked cat* Sends Text : LMAO\! THAT'S FUNNY STUFF MAN\!

Author: Mrs.Knowinall http://lmao.urbanup.com/5768675
30. (Lmao) (2↑, 4↓)
Laughing my ass off or Laughing my arse off. Used online only, or in speech by really cool kiddies

Boring Kiddie: I just killed my knee Cool Kiddie: LMAO\! Boring Kiddie: What? Cool Kiddie: Nothing... You wouldn't understand... *sighs* -Walks away to class-

31. (LMAO) (4↑, 6↓)
L-Laughing M-My A-Ass O-Off =LMAO

LMAO\! i know it was so funny\!

Author: LovingLambert http://lmao.urbanup.com/4106547
32. (lmao) (3↑, 7↓)
lick me all over. can also be used, "lmaoaoaoao..." as in, "lick me all over, all over, all over, all over.."

"oh baby. lmao. right, now." "scoreee\!\!\!"

33. (Lmao) (3↑, 7↓)
Laughing My A** Off OR Laughing My Arms Off

Shrek: What did shrek say to donkey? Donkey: What????????? Shrek: PIE\! Donkey: LMAO\!\! XD

34. (LMAO) (9↑, 13↓)
Lmao stands for Laughing My Ass Off, saying that something is funny, used in online conversations only.

Pete pulled Marks pants down\! LMAO\!

35. (lmao) (2↑, 9↓)
Lick My Ass Opening

johnny : i just tooked a poop\! sarah : yeah? johnny : lick my ass opening\! (lmao)

36. (Lmao) (10↑, 17↓)
"laughing my ass off" often used in internet conversations.

omg im LMAO emma went out with smellers

37. (lmao) (3↑, 11↓)
lick my ass out

Katie: care to lmao? Lewis: ok but i want you to return the favour

38. (LMAO) (3↑, 12↓)
L- Lick M- Me A- All O- Over

Annie:"Hey Johnny. Want to LMAO?"

Author: Яeacʇ\!oи http://lmao.urbanup.com/3924810
39. (lmao) (4↑, 13↓)
laugh my ass off this basicly means that ur gonna laugh until ur ass drops off mostly writen in diary entries on in online conversations

person 1:the dog was shaggin a toy today person 2 : lmao person 1:good times person 2 :init bruv

40. (lmao) (5↑, 14↓)
Laugh My Ass Off Similiar to LMFAO Laugh My Fucking Ass Off Used online, In chatrooms , forums etc. Along with other short words such as LOL And ROFL.

Kinghorn: Hey, Did you see that Tyson has started doing balet? Ablett : LMAO\!\!\!

Author: The Ripper \@ verseafterverse.co.uk http://lmao.urbanup.com/1296231
41. (LMAO) (8↑, 18↓)
LMAO is short for laugh my ass off

person: im confused Alien: LMAO Person: whats so funnie Alien: oh nuffin

Author: mollie-jade ov gy http://lmao.urbanup.com/2732650
42. (LMAO) (1↑, 12↓)
Laugh My Ass Off Laughing so much that it laughs your ass off\!

User I: loool, a woman thought that CD ROM is a little table for glasses and drinks\!\!\! User II: ahahahahhahaha User III: LMAO\!\!\!

43. (lmao) (3↑, 14↓)
laughing my ass off Generally used on instant messaging services such as AIM or Google Talk. Contrary to popular believe lmao is pronounced luh-mao(like the Asian dictator dude) Some say its pronounced luh-mayo but that's just a bunch of [bullshit]

I lmaoed all night long all night all night. LMAo ROFL LOL OBOMC

Author: The Most Interesting Man http://lmao.urbanup.com/3060441
44. (LMAO) (2↑, 13↓)
LMAO = Laugh my ass off Basicly another form of LoL. Used in online gaming and on AIM, Windows messanger, etc.

Surferdude: Brenda is so ugly CoolChick: hahaah LMAO

45. (LMAO) (11↑, 24↓)
L - Lesbians M - Make A - Awesome O - Orgasms

Check those two hot girls out, OMG - LMAO\!\!\!

46. (lmao) (1↑, 21↓)
leave me alone\!okay?

m: what's lmao? j: leave me alone okay?\!

47. (lmao) (1↑, 22↓)
A slang word meaning lame or lam-o.

-Hey Bob do you have a toothbrush? -No way\! -You are such a lmao\!

Author: Matt the tutor http://lmao.urbanup.com/2089854
48. (lmao) (4↑, 26↓)
Lonely Mans Anal Orifice.

LMAO, an acronym used when slaggin off someone on the Internet.

Author: SimbadTheSailor http://lmao.urbanup.com/3345609
49. (lmao) (282↑, 311↓)
A chatroom acronym used exclusively by morons, meant to stand for "laughing my ass off". Generally typed in response to deeply unfunny remarks, and also used to feign nonchalance when taunting someone.

1. SeXXyMoM4u: well, gtg buy some groceries UnImaGinaTiVEFUck876663: lmao 2. Jeremy654333227819: U stupid fuckking idiot, if I ever see u on the street i'll fuckkingg kill u UnImaGinaTiVEFUck876663: lmao

50. (lmao) (280↑, 309↓)
Le-May-Oh "The mayonnaise" in french.

I would like lmao on my chicken sandwich.

51. (lmao) (27↑, 59↓)
Laughing My Ass Off: it wat lazy people type instead of a laugh on the internet an alternative to 'lol'

PoULeT: lo shelmo\! SHELMO:lo\! guess wat... im in love\!\!\! =D PoULeT: lmao SHELMO: no... seriously\! PoULet: lmao\!\!\!\! SHELMO: jk jk jk jk

Author: Pooooulet\!\! http://lmao.urbanup.com/2371971
52. (lmao) (52↑, 85↓)
Laughing My Arse Off Something that is impossible to do

n00b: LMAO Me: That is actually impossible

Author: Laird Cookie http://lmao.urbanup.com/2239779
53. (lmao) (70↑, 107↓)
Pratically saying your laughing your ass off but your not. See the word [lol] but this word is more extreme. People who use this word are basically dumbfucks who cant think anything else to say beside a worthless reply of lmao. They are ethier talking to someone else (meaning all the replys you get all just lmao) or sucking dick See[deepthroat]

Guy: Dude... My GF just died.. GayCunt: lmao Guy: dude its not funny... GayCunt: lmao Guy: STFU YOU SHITFUCK GayCunt: lmao Guy: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK

Author: laughingoutloud http://lmao.urbanup.com/2320813
54. (lmao) (39↑, 81↓)
lmao means laughing my ass off. u can use it when something is hilarious.

*Someone do something funny* "Hahaha, lmao\!"

55. (lmao) (19↑, 62↓)
this infamous internet expression can also stand for licking myself all over, as has been pointed out to me...

\<insert emo lyric here\> says: lmao \<insert other emo lyric here\> says: EWWW\!\!\! dont you know what that means? \<insert emo lyric here\> says: yes i do...I'm trying 2 b feral\! :)

56. (LMAO) (15↑, 61↓)
Acronym: Lighting My Ass On (Fire). The term was originally written as LMAOF, but people got even lazier over the years, and shortened it by one letter. Sometimes, though, its true form is misspelled as "LMFAO". This is a common mistake, for the "F" is supposed to be at the end of the acronym.

"LMAO\!" "Ah hahaha\!"

57. (lmao) (163↑, 215↓)
To Laugh My Ass Off Laugh My Ass Off

Omg that was soo funny......lmao. All she kept saying was lmao and it wasnt even funny\!

Author: Courtney113091 http://lmao.urbanup.com/1477720
58. (lmao) (76↑, 149↓)
1. Laughing my ass off 2. Peter Chen

1. Hahahah I lmao when i fuckin stomped that guy out 2. hahaha, I died, lmao.

59. (lmao) (25↑, 132↓)
lick my ass off doe called me a biath so i said lmao

someone insults you, you say lmao

60. (LMAO) (74↑, 207↓)
To LMAO is to [laugh]... more or less. It stands for laugh my ass off. Uhhh thats it I think.. iono umm its an extreme form of laughter. See [lol].

Knock knock... whos there... yo momma biatch... LMAO

Author: steveo da chinaman http://lmao.urbanup.com/1422482
61. (lmao) (65↑, 200↓)
Term meaning "Laughing my ass off". Commonly used by [n00bs].

-You hear that that idiot got arrested? -LMAO\!

62. (LMAO) (32↑, 170↓)
Land Mail Art Object

Dude, that DIY envelope you just made is a pretty sweet LMAO

63. (lmao) (93↑, 236↓)
Licking - Myself - All - Over, Used Online Only.

John: What's up Jane? Jane: Lmao John: Sounds hot.

64. (lmao) (32↑, 189↓)
Laughing my Ahlberg off.

Haha that's so funny, lmao.

65. (lmao) (24↑, 206↓)
Iamo is an [acronym] for Ladies More Accomplished Organisation

lmao has been bandied about for so long now most of the [guys], including myself think it means " laughing my [arse] off" I will let you [guys], who are still [under] that impression, into a [little] [secret]. LMAO is an abbreviation for the Ladies More Accomplished Organisation

66. (lmao) (55↑, 248↓)
licking mum's anal openings

i have no money so my job is lmao

67. (lmao) (199↑, 393↓)
Licking my anal orifice

The toilet paper wouldn't do the job so I was lmao.

Author: H TO THE ARLOT http://lmao.urbanup.com/33416
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Last updated: 2012.03.03

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